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Alex

As I was reading this, I knew it was about me. =] hahaha.

wordscoveredbylips:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Alex

As I was reading this, I knew it was about me. =] hahaha.

Video 26 May 1 note

and-dirtyfeet:

skype on alex’s phone with mari-anne :] 

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Text 26 May 1 note she’s driving me crazy.

and-dirtyfeet:

alex wont tell me if she is coming here for my birthday or not. But apparently people here might possibly know if she is. 

im going to cry if she doesn’t show up, and even if she does. 

Then be prepared to cry!

Not saying for which reason….

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Text 26 May

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16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Absolutely. People are constantly changing. But I will still be in love with you, babe.

Text 26 May 46,044 notes

livin-by-the-ws:

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

I’m dying.

Text 26 May 83,190 notes THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED…..

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staticanarchy:

i-like-pigeons:

THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.

This… This right here is godly

I. DIED.

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Photo 26 May 38,644 notes Is it racist to ask why they all look asian?

Is it racist to ask why they all look asian?

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Photo 26 May 49,984 notes I almost want a cat just so I’ll have a pet that does weird shit like this all of the time. I kinda miss Eva when I’m in Memphis.

I almost want a cat just so I’ll have a pet that does weird shit like this all of the time. I kinda miss Eva when I’m in Memphis.

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Photo 26 May 10,083 notes geez.

geez.

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Photo 26 May 92 notes imtoasted:

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want

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Chat 26 May 271,947 notes Dear followers, be nosey.
  •  1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  •  2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  •  3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  •  4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  •  5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  •  6. What are you excited for?
  •  7. What happened tonight?
  •  8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  •  9. Is confidence cute?
  •  10. What is the last beverage you had?
  •  11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  •  12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  •  13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  •  14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  •  15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  •  16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  •  17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  •  18. The last time you felt broken?
  •  19. Have you had sex today?
  •  20. Are you starting to realize anything?
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  •  24. What do you want right this second?
  •  25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  •  26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  •  27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  •  28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  •  29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  •  30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  •  31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  •  32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  •  33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
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  •  43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
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  •  45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  •  46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  •  47. Who was the last person to call you?
  •  48. Do you sing in the shower?
  •  49. Do you dance in the car?
  •  50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  •  51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
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  •  53. Is Christmas stressful?
  •  54. Ever eat a pierogi?
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  •  56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
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  •  59. Take a vitamin daily?
  •  60. Wear slippers?
  •  61. Wear a bath robe?
  •  62. What do you wear to bed?
  •  63. First concert?
  •  64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  •  65. Nike or Adidas?
  •  66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  •  67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  •  68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  •  69. Ever take dance lessons?
  •  70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  •  71. Can you curl your tongue?
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  •  76. Regularly burn incense?
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  •  80. Hot tea or cold tea?
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  •  82. Favorite type of cookie?
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  •  91. Best room for a fireplace?
  •  92. Do you want to get married?
  •  Part of me just wants to answer all of these just for fun.
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AMEN.♥

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AMEN.

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Photo 26 May 8,015 notes and-dirtyfeet:

omg alex and her gay sims

LOLOL. My sim that was married, had two kids, cheated on his wife, got divorced, hooked up with a stranger, started dating a man, and is now engaged and still cheating on his male fiance with ANOTHER man. All while having a healthier relationship with his kids than the mother. 
WIN.

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omg alex and her gay sims

LOLOL. My sim that was married, had two kids, cheated on his wife, got divorced, hooked up with a stranger, started dating a man, and is now engaged and still cheating on his male fiance with ANOTHER man. All while having a healthier relationship with his kids than the mother. 

WIN.

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